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A phrase said before someone says something very unfortunate. If a guy says this to a lady or vice versa, they might be about to do an unexpected breakup because one of them did something that the other person REALLY didn't like, or it could be used in any situation where bad news just needs to be given. For example, it could also be said when a big and exciting event is about to end or just before a very life-changing event that might possibly ruin the other guy's life forever.
Guy 1: I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but the year that you really liked and wanted to last forever, 2014, is coming to a close in a few days! So sorry dude, but every single old thing has to come to an end!

Guy 2: Really? But I hope 2015 will also be awesome!
by Steve820 December 28, 2014
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huckle bearer

Huckle bearer is a nonexistent word that is claimed to have been used in the South to mean the same as 'pallbearer' during the 1800s. This is based on the claim that the term huckle referred to a coffin handle. This term was made up out of whole cloth by a 'historian' engaged in blatant speculation after the release of the movie Tombstone, where Doc Holliday, played by Val Kilmer, utters the famous line "I'm your huckleberry." The claim is that the real Doc Holliday said 'I'm your hucklebearer." Some also claim that this is the correct line from the movie. It is all complete nonsense. There is no evidence that this term ever existed.

"I'm your huckleberry" is a well-attested English idiom that was used during the 1800s and is still used in some parts of the South today. It probably does not come from Mark Twain's character Huckleberry Finn since it seems to have existed before the novel was published. It means "I'm your man" or "I'm the man for the job."
"Some people say that pallbearers were once called huckle bearers."
by Essential English April 21, 2022
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Pole-Bearer

The person on a stag do that has to wank off the groom when required!
Wayne: You coming Rob's the stag do Dave?
Dave: Yeah I got invited last minute, i'm the pole-bearer!
Wayne: That's fucked
by Johnthebaptist69 June 1, 2018
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dingle berry bearer

a person who never cleans their ass fully and has crusty shit still on his asshole after taking a dump. as a result this person smells like a hairy ass grundel and stinks up the room. also he may leave shit stains on the toilet as well as in his pants. quite the atrocity.
Ughh!!! Did Tim just take another shit because i smell a dingle berry bearer and i think i am going to throw up. he even smells like he took a dump and then pissed on his t-shirt. oh and there is shit stains on the toilet, he is definitely a dingle berry bearer.
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Huckle Bearer

"Huckle Bearer" is a nonsense phrase invented by nincompoops on the internet who didn't understand what Doc Holiday was saying in "Tombstone" when he said "I'm your huckleberry". It comes with a made-up "explanation" that in the mythic Old South, handles on coffins were called "huckles" (they were not), qnd this pall bearers weere called "huckle bearers" (they were not). The idea is as stupid as it is false, and it is entirely false. The term "huckle bearer" was created ex nihilo shortly after the release of "Tombstone" in 1993, and has no history prior to that at all.
"Only a card-carrying nitwit believest that Doc Holiday said "I'm your huckle bearer."
by MillwallForever April 6, 2022
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Crystal bearer

man taylor is the biggest crystal bearer out there!
by Tiny crystal bearer January 2, 2011
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penis bearer

Term used by women as a generic reference in place of "a man" or "a guy." Used primarily in the context of tasks requiring particular masculine qualities, such as strength, or when alluding to generalized masculine stereotypes of behavior or attitude.
"How are we going to get all these boxes moved?" "Oh, I'm sure we can find a penis bearer to do it for us."

"You know once we get this all set up, some penis bearer is just going to tell us we did it all wrong."
by elea26 August 14, 2008
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