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Barsexual

College girls who make out with each other at a party for any of the following reasons: (1) They are being hit on by sketchy sketchy men (often stoners or past hook-ups) and they need a cute and permanent exit strategy, (2) the party is lame and they feel the need to entertain, (3) they are very very drunk, (4) they are convinced by horny men with cameras.
*If any of the following situations arise during your own barsexual display, you must either stop and leave the party immediately or enter the witness protection system the next day as those pictures will be going up on facebook whether you like it or not. Try to avoid situations where dirty, horny men are either cheering you on, telling you they don't believe you did it and asking to see it again, are counting the number of seconds you can make out for, or have convinced you that making out with her topless is the only way to do it.
"I was a little confused about those couple incidents at the beginning of the semester. I didn't know if that made me bisexual or just an attention whore. Now I know: I'm just a barsexual"
by i <3 fsc March 31, 2009
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Beersexual

A person who can be convinced to perform physical and sexual acts with a person of the same sex only while drunk. Usually happens with females at parties, though guys are known to become beersexuals as well.
"Dude, Lucy was so smashed last night! did you see her with Crystal?"

"yeah man, those beersexuals really got into it!"
by Chillerx September 23, 2009
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reverse barsexual

A girl who appears barsexual, but, on closer inspection, actually prefers (or at least feels genuine desire for) women--using the social niche of the barsexual to avoid copping to their orientation.
A: Dude, did you see those chicks making out? Hawt!
B: Yeah, I know. But you got no chance. They're reverse barsexual.
by Erl137 April 5, 2010
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Beardsexual

Haylie: Did you see Spencer? He has such a beautiful beard, I want to date him because of it.
Stanley: You are most certainly Beardsexual.
by Sonofhorror1995 March 25, 2016
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bearsexual

Bearsexuality is a diffrent way of expressing homosexuality, this term is used for pepole whom show romantic atraction or sexual atraction to men whom are bigger and hairyier than avarage men.
Man 1: Yo, are you gay?

Man 2: No im bearsexual

Man 1: What is that?

Man 2: A diffrent way of being gay.

Man 1: Cool!
by torstrom July 19, 2019
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Bearsexual

An alternate way to say that you’re attracted the gay body type, namely ‘Bear’.
Mike : Hey Alex ! I think twinks are really cute ! What about you ?

Alex: I do find twinks cute. However, I’m definitely Bearsexual.
by Silverskull March 11, 2021
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barsexual

a person, particularly women, who change sexual orientation after a couple of shots at the bar.
Linda's lesbian friend was right; that straight girl was a total barsexual!
by OverHeard4071 August 5, 2009
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