where beens you?

I have not heard from you lately.

Hey, I just saw your text. Where beens you?

by S. Roxanne December 9, 2017

Beanz

A fat teenage boy, who listens to metal and drinks Capri Sun. Wears a ratted out batman shirt and grass stained jeans. Most likely found in the Rocky Mountains nursing baby sharks back to life.

Wow that kid is totally a Beanz!!

by Mobey the Great White Shark December 22, 2013

cool beanz

A word used to describe something that is either abnormally cool, or stupid. In the latter case, people use cool beanz to make someone feel better about their stupid comment.

Those shoes are cool beanz!

by Casey534 September 26, 2005

geen beens

It's green beans but spelled differently.

I want to eat geen beens.

SHOOT ME WITH THE GEEN BEENS!

by Ctrl W. March 4, 2019

Broad Beanz

A vegetable that is the favourite of this set 8 who is an old man.

Guy: What's your favourite vegetable
Old man set 8: Broad beanz

by Toaster Motherfucking Bitch January 15, 2021

Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014

beanz

extasy tablets

by bennett January 16, 2003