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man about town

A euphemism for a wannabe pimp who don't have no bitches.
Dick: Whoa, dude! That Snoop?
Jane: Na man, its a man about town.
by Bennett July 18, 2004
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Tommy Tank

A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa

Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank

Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
by Bennett October 20, 2014
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KP

A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.
I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP
by Bennett October 20, 2014
mugGet the KPmug.

Airsick

(adj) 1. A feeling of nausea prior to taking off on a plane.

2. Throwing up after drinking a bottle of Night Train.

3. Describing any ailment
"That whore from St. Charles made me airsick."
by Bennett October 24, 2004
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derby

by Bennett January 17, 2003
mugGet the derbymug.

xtian

meaning christian
the x comes from latin and is the latin letter for christ, i.e. x-tian means christ-tian or christian
also xmas meaning christ-mas
by bennett April 30, 2004
mugGet the xtianmug.

skunk

by bennett January 17, 2003
mugGet the skunkmug.

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