A tommy tank is rhyming slang for a wank, masturbation, pleasuring oneself, five knuckle shuffle, a date with palmella handerson, bashing the bishop, knocking one out, tossing oneself off, choking the chicken, firing off the purple headed cream canon, wrestling the beast, pulling the python, constricting the boa
Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Can also be referred to as tugging the thomas
Mate that bird is so fit I need to go for a quick tommy tank
Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
Where's Jason gone? Having a tommy tank in the toilets as usual
by Bennett October 20, 2014
Get the Tommy Tankmug. A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.
I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP
by Bennett October 20, 2014
Get the KPmug. by Bennett July 18, 2004
Get the man about townmug. 
by Bennett July 18, 2004
Get the snoopy groupiemug. 
The assholes that you go to when your morgage goes under, except with heavier consequences when you front him money.
by Bennett July 18, 2004
Get the loan sharkmug.