by Bennett July 18, 2004
The assholes that you go to when your morgage goes under, except with heavier consequences when you front him money.
by Bennett July 18, 2004
A KP is a man who is a masturbator by sexual preference, essentially the link between heterosexual, homosexual and asexual. He will neither prefer the male or female of any species but is attracted to all beings with a pulse, however without the desire to mount anything and preferring to register these images for his wank bank until he retires for the evening.
I haven't seen John get laid in years but he is always knocking one out in his room, that man is such a KP
by Bennett October 20, 2014