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Beaninated

Having lost one's testicles.
That dude totally got beaninated by his dog!
by Samwise March 4, 2004
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coffee beaning

After a long, wet, hard defecation, half wipe your balloon knot and allow to dry, so that the remains have attached themsleves to the pubic hair around the arse cheeks.

Later, rub your arse crack over your victims face, using their nose as a scraper, rubbing off the 'coffee beans' into and around their mouth. Points are awarded for acurately dropping a bean into the screaming mouth. (1 point for each bean is the generic scoring.)
Guy 1: whats your Coffee Beaning P.B.?
Girl 1: 7, It took two days for those babies to harden. My dad wasn't impressed... he was in a meeting at the time.
by Nick Rodllins January 27, 2008
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beansnap

1) A nice, quick handjob, given for the sole satisfaction of the male, the main goal being to snap one off quickly before leaving and not calling the girl back.

2) Used as part of a rugby cheer. The definition is the same as above, and is used in combination to form a rugby cheer of unheard of proportions
1) Man, I got my beansnapped by Shantzy's sister last night, it was intense!!

2) RUGGER, RUGGER, RUGGER, BEANSNAP!!
by Fraser March 18, 2008
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Beaning

Something that StorM and co. do in CS:GO.
“I get beaning, beaning! I get beaning, there’s no escaping it”
“And i’m beaning, xanbean, what’s up bro?’
“And i’m naturally xanbeaning, sewbean, what the f*ck is up bro?”
by Adder38 August 27, 2018
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beaning

The act of dreaming about things one can never have. Derived from the derogatory term for mexicans ( beaner ) and their tendency to have farfetched fantasies about success.
1)Guy 1: Damn nigga! That poon thinks he can get ass tonight.

Guy 2: SHIITTTT nigga. he needs to stop beaning!

2) Guy 1: That spic be eyeing my car!

Guy 2: aw man. he be beaning.
by A-Men June 24, 2005
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Beansnapper

A person or thing, usually a female, that does harm to your erection like physical contact, or something sexually awkward which makes you go flaccid.
"So we were at the strip-club yesterday, and this ugly chick got on stage. What a beansnapper."

"That fucking beansnapper kicked me in the balls."
by i821u812 February 27, 2009
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Beaning

When a clitoris, preferably as large as a banana is used in place of a penis or phallic object to pleasure a persons orifice - “to bean” or “beaning” is the act.
“Damn, Hayley gave me a sturdy beaning last night
by Satisfyer-Bro2 February 17, 2021
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