Beanis

The measure of how far back you wear a beanie. The further back you wear it on your head, the longer your beanis is (usually measured in inches).

"Wassup guys, my beanis is 8 inches long!"
"Well, guess what! My beanis is 10 inches long."

by nikesbskater1997 November 21, 2011

Benism

n. a definition where one describes something using the same word, but in a different context.

From the popular meme "Sage Advice Ben"

Some examples:
"Brilliance is a sign of brilliance"
"Butt-sex is the butt-sex of sex"

A conversation:

Jim: Dude, don't cry!
Dave: I know, I look weak.
Jim: And as we know, weakness is a sign of weakness.
Dave: Such a Benism. *sob*

by epausti March 15, 2013

Benism

Fastest growing religion of 2020, made on discord. The leader is Benjamin Matthews Walmsley. The religion is pro lgbtq+ and pro choice. It is very easy to become a benist ; you just have to commit a series of arson related crimes over a 4 year time span. 😋

Benism is not a cult.

by Loonar May 5, 2020

beanisk

where the boom bop comes from, but only after it has been in the presence of scrookulars.

1. Ah shit, where the fuck did that beanisk?
2. Oh da beanisk *in Borat voice

by Wait let me tell you February 18, 2019

The beansman

The lad with total control of the beans and all of bean kind - ©beans2009

Wow, did you see that guy?
Yeah he's The beansman

by FargoneBeans August 31, 2017

beanisty

Adjective; The quality of being fraught with an overwhelming number of petty annoyances.

After missing the bus, having a run-in with your credit card company, breaking up your dogs' fight, an argument with your spouse, and banging your head on a cabinet, you might ask yourself, "When will this freaking beanisty day end?"

by J. Star January 9, 2006

Beanis

An abnormally large Clitoris, so large that it resembles a Penis.

"I had a bit of a near gay experience last night, was goin down on this girl and she had a humongous beanis!"

by Bernie Bernstein May 22, 2009