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Beaded Curtain

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First Exemplified on Craig Fergueson Late Late Show. The Beaded Curtain is rumored to be a Veiled reference to some strange robot/homosapien sexual act involving latex.
it was some crazy beaded curtain last night
by mister knows nothing July 25, 2011
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An act similar to teabagging, but with several men standing together and one person maneuvering his head amongst their dangling scrota.
I had a crazy weekend in San Francisco; I even got a beaded curtain!
by Arcxjo July 2, 2011
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When A person or persons have longer than normal pubis hair has accidently or otherwise ejaculated on themselves. After this has been done, the "Arabian goggle" Or "clam stamp" a person, with all the glorious sticky-ness, acting as a beaded curtain over your face.
Dude you passed out last night and Kable gave you a Beaded Curtain!
by Cakecakegee June 30, 2011
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as mentioned on late late show with Craig Ferguson. episode 2996, 28 June 2011

bead is the ejaculation cum of a male.

curtain is to obstruction of view

Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner
Is when a man deposits his ejaculation in a in a horizontal fashion across the eye lashes of a sex partner.

i'm gonna give you a beadedcurtain!

i just came all over your face hows that for a beadedcurtain.
by wraithy July 2, 2011
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