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if you behave like an arsehole, the universe might return the favour.
Person 1:
"Did you hear what happened to my sister at the grocery store?"

Person 2:
"No?"

Person 1:
"She parked across the disabled bays again. Shit had been smeared over her windscreen."

Person 2:
"Well… if you're gonna be a cunt, sometimes you're gonna get fucked."
by sherlock-3 July 28, 2025
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to be fuck8ed out on

means to be cheated on by your man or woman
why do you think i'm gonna be fuck8ng out on you, i love you baby x x x
by lolly November 23, 2004
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befucked

When you know you will be fucked up in a situation before it even happens.
Ted: "Dude, my car's starting to feel wobbly... What if it breaks down?"
Carlos: "Nice, man. You're befucked."
by catsofamerica!!!!lalala May 23, 2011
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Befucked

Beyond fucked; something that's gone so wrong that there is absolutely no fixing it.
Well, this mission is befucked.
by Aevos June 22, 2016
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befucked

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Bluefire310 December 24, 2008
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befucked

"My best friend slept with my ex twice, even when I told her not to!"
"That sucks! Who even does that?!"
"I don't know...I'm just so befucked."
by Blue_fire310 April 21, 2007
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