Briggs Issue

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.

Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.

by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

Baking Soda Brigade

Fire departments with a significant employe base of female firefighters. Coined, 'Baking Soda Brigades', due to common usage of baking soda in the extinguishing of small kitchen fires.

Madison, Wisconsin Fire Department is becoming a Baking Soda Brigade

by AdamLuke July 9, 2010

Not the brightest bulb in the chandelier

Someone slow, dimwitted or stupid - another way of saying "Not the sharpest knife in the drawer". Also, someone who stands out in a crowd as being particularly unintelligent.

Marisa: Why does Eric even bother talking in class - he has no idea what he's talking about.

Michael: What do you expect? I mean he's not the brightest bulb in the chandelier!

by SpencerDuhm March 15, 2009

Briggsy Back Chat

Briggsy small talk whilst the said being is engaged in a 'reach-around' with a homosexual partner.

Quit the briggsy back chat and satisfy my oak branch whilst nestling my acorns

by Disturbed Undergarment November 24, 2006

Briggins

The act of being the best, bester, and bestest at everything you do.

Guy 1: I'm going to be the bestest around, I'm going to be Briggins!
Guy 2: Yea, nothing in this world will keep you down.

by DerFaffleHouse April 22, 2011

Grand Theft Briggsy

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.

Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006

Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer

Briggsy has, over time, developed the unique talent of being able to communicate with the largest living land animals through the use of his incredibly deep voice which has an expansive range of between 300-600km. He has honed this ability onto preying on any women over 16st in weight. It is rumoured that his deep tones have attractive qualities for these women, so they are easily lured into his miniscule frame.

What's that rumbling? the ground is starting to shake...is it the sound of Briggsy the Elephant Whisperer luring his pie eating salad dodgers or is it a herd of the fat 'meat-wagons' travelling to his lair?

by sunday roast with two sows August 24, 2006