bottle of goof

A bottle of alcohol which is usually very cheap (Imperial Fortified Wine 750mL 20% alc $9.45) and is usually consumed by street people; who had gone and collected enough empty cans and bottles all day just to afford.

Hey Mikey what're you up to tonight?

I just collected enough for a bottle of goof .

take it easy on that stuff I know how one can get. I'v been there, done myself a goof.

by Cory Gadaboo August 9, 2018

poverty bottle

Poverty Bottle is a handle of alcohol in a plastic bottle instead of a glass bottle.

Boog instantly regretted showing up to the club with a poverty bottle of Captain.

by Delts April 29, 2023

bottlerider

(n) A female nightlife attendee who tends to drink from the bottles that guys purchase at the club. These females are especially fond of athletes, CEOs, or club owners. They tend to ignore most until there is a chance for a bottleride. Bottleriders dress in skimpy outfits that come in outlandish colors and textures e.g. bright pink and trash bag material.

"Man, last night I spent $1,500 on bottle service..."

"Who were you with?"

"It was just me and Jake... And a couple chicks we met there."

"Did you know these girls beforehand?"

"Na, they were bottleriders."

by tgun_ April 1, 2010

Barcoding the bottle

Drinking down to the barcode on a bottle, can refer to alcohol, water, literally any drink.

"Barcoding the bottle is for chads"
"We only barcode mint 44's"
"I barcoded the fireball dude, I can't feel my hands"
"I barcoded the mint 44 and pissed on the floor"

by UrbanDictionaryUser12 January 3, 2022

bottle of water

The thing British people apparently say in a funny way.

British person: hey can i have a bottle of water?
american person: hahaha "bo'oh o wo'oh"

by gekk0lee July 13, 2021

bottled water

The 3 dollar-per-quart version of the essence of life. This is justified by running tap water through a filter and slapping "liquid hydration formula" on the label of the bottles.

This isn't just bottled water. It's a *liquid hydration formula*!

by R2E February 28, 2008

Green Bottles

What Locals call Heineken

"Chee Pono i goin drink one green bottle for da dead guy bu"

"GET GREEN BOTTLES BRAH"

by CommanderKeen August 1, 2008