Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

bald freddy

edited version of the actor Freddy Carter (Shadow and Bone, Free Rein) in which he is depicted with no hair. These pictures have circulated around social media and are often created by individuals and then shared on Instagram and Tiktok.

"what did you do today?"
"I edited pictures of Bald Freddy"
"Very cool"

by intrxpide July 7, 2021

Bald Martin

Bald Martin means an absolute lad a man that can do anything they are not just genius but bald one. It has been said that they are alpha male and are pro at hide and seek

Oh my look at that bald Martin he is such an alpha

by The truth giver December 17, 2019

bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018

bald martin

A literal god amongst men. However, he is often pranked by his idiotic stepson - Morgz - who doesn’t realise his true power

Wow, you’re so powerful, you’ve got about 1% of bald martin’s power

by Prophet Of Martin March 9, 2019

Making the Bald Man Cry

Masturbation. Nothing else to add, really.

"Honey, would you like to say hello to my mother?"
"No thanks dear, I'm making the bald man cry."
"I live with a monster" (etc)

by Bonny lad November 11, 2004

Bald Martin

Bald Martin is the human personification of perfection.

'I wish I was Bald Martin'

by bald martin the god December 18, 2019