Battle of the Bulge

When two girls get in a fight over a man, or dick.

Hey, Zach, look at that Battle of the Bulge over ther.

by CircumcisionByCombat April 4, 2022

Battle of the Bulge

When two gays sword fight with their pants on.

Albert: "Hey Eddy, my parents are here we can't sword fight. Wanna rein-act the Battle of the Bulge?"
Eddy: "Fuck yeah, let me watch some gay clown porn to get hard first."

by Lil' Snarky May 8, 2017

Battle of the Bulge

aka "Ardennes Offensive"
Deviant Sexual Manoeuvre #26

This is when you are fucking her and, slowly lower the inensity, until you are hardly moving. Then you withdraw entirely and replace your penis with quick vigorous fisting

"Last Night I gave her the old "Battle of the Bulge"

by Devian SExual Manoeuvre! March 1, 2005

Battle of the Bulge

When a stereotypially 'emo' male wears female jeans or very tight and/or form fitting jeans that accentuate the nether regions.

You emo prick; I'm tired of your continuous Battle of the Bulge with your damn emo (wo)man-jeans.

by Tracisaurus September 30, 2008

Battle of the Bulge

When you’re fighting your manly instinct to get an erection because it’s not the time or place.

She put her hand on my leg during dinner with her family and it turned into Battle of the Bulge down there!

by istvq April 29, 2024

Battle of the bulge

It may be a way hitler tried to fuck the Allies because budge may mean the thing between a man legs and by creating a bulge, hitler was trying to protrude to the allied occupied France territory and fuck it

hitler’s last massage to Allie’s is the battle of the bulge

by Alan man April 19, 2022