Bakewell bowl cut

The “unforgiving” bowl hair cut from Pennsylvania. Typically women have this cut.

-Hey look over there…doesn’t she look familiar?
~Who?
-The girl over there with the Bakewell bowl cut
~Ohhh now I see her

by Banasy June 26, 2023

Joe Bakewell Tart

This is a fictional character found on Disney+. If you called someone a Joe Bakewell Tart it is a slang term for someone who is so stupidly god damn tall. This character/slang term lacks in the cooking department par contra to popular belief. A Joe Bakewell Tart is the correct answer for the debated question "who is Joe?"

Karen: You Joe Bakewell Tart
Mildred: I am really tall, thank you

by LittleManTyrone January 22, 2021

Bakewell Pudding

The act of taking a massive shit on someone while they're in a tanning bed.

"Hey Tim, I saw a woman sleeping in a tanning bed. She was getting tan burns, so I left her some of my Bakewell Pudding."

Tim: "What the fuck is Bakewell Pudding"

by Pastry February 20, 2013

bakewell

A loud, green smoking, codshite talking monkey like male originated from the planet of the apes.

Bakewell: I can do 0-80mph in 2 seconds!
Loguey: Stop talking bakewell!

by craphappyhallam December 3, 2007

Bottecelligezwets

Presenting made up fantasy situations as facts.

"Break yourself fool, all that bottecelligezwets really kills my vibe!"

by Rauwman August 17, 2020

botteselle

a person who always does cazzate, who invents songs that don’t make sense

sei popo na botteselle

che bottesellata

by sad opossum December 4, 2021

bakewell tart

When someone spreads their ass-cheeks and rubs shit on the nose of someone who is sleeping or passed out drunk.

Bob: Did you hear Richard gave Finn a bakewell tart last night?
Rick: That is nasty... I always had a hunch Richard didn't wipe...

by sazzarawwr April 17, 2009