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bathrobe ninja

Noun. An idiot from TJHSST and William and Mary who runs around in a bathrobe hitting things with his reinforced heavy duty umbrella. Capable of focusing his energy into a Super Bathrobe Ninja form.

Like other ninjas, he is a mammal and he does flip out and kill things, but purely in the name of good. Without the killing.

Rival to Zuki's Ninja Clan, and currently involved in an illicit affair with the rival clan's leader.

See: Your new demigod.
by AstralFire August 3, 2004
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canadian bathrobe

When you come home and take off all your clothes and rub sausage and maple syrup all over your nipples
Guy 1: Woah man why are your nipples sticky?

Guy 2: oh well I just got a Canadian bathrobe
by Spencer and Bryce October 10, 2013
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bathrobe defense

A last act of desperation. A staged performance of mental Incompetency calculated to excuse bad behavior or avoid consequences, e.g. parading in the streets in a bathrobe like Vito Gigante, “the Chin.”
The politician has become so desperate To explain his deplorable behavior that he’s pulling out his bathrobe defense.
by Jean Dizzy December 25, 2019
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Says the man in the bathrobe

Can be used as a substitute for "Thats what she said." in situations where a statement was made with a sexual double entendre.
Rob- "Man, I'm really having a hard time fitting this in here!"
Phil- " Says the man in the bathrobe!"
by Frosticles13 May 24, 2011
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young money bathrobe

When a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection.

Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped
Young Joc: "Yo Jumpman, where that boy at?! that new Halo betas out."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."
by Jumpman 3000 October 9, 2016
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bassthole

an individual who is simultaneously a bastard and an asshole.
Here it is in the Middle of March and those basstholes in the office still haven't given me my W2's!!
bastard asshole
by Tylersays March 14, 2013
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Bathrobe Larry

A complete pervert, worse than a internet troll, a common piece of shite.

A roadside goblin that is a fantastic fizzy douche of a leftist, Democrat twatwaffle.
That dude keeps writing hatred for Republican values and the good Christians, he types his spiteful attitude on, Twitter, YouTube and Facebook like a Bathrobe Larry!!
by #beadickheadforREALS March 22, 2023
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