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When a young man is much too infatuated with a woman in his life to pay attention to his surroundings (friends,family,video games,exercising, etc.) and commits most of his life-with the exception of breathing and eating- to the female in hopes of finding,establishing, or maintaining a love connection.

Grammatical use: adjective, object, or verb
Synonyms: pussy whipped
Young Joc: "Yo Jumpman, where that boy at?! that new Halo betas out."
Jumpman: "Last I saw him, this girl had him wearing a young money bathrobe...haven't heard from him since..."
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by Jumpman 3000 January 31, 2016
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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