An act of sexuality done to show love towards a female partner in a relationship, in which the male must put a stool of shit into a condom, and freeze it over-night. The next day, the frozen stool is presented to the female as a gift, to use as a dildo and then sexual intercourse follows.
by DirtyHank October 19, 2008
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Condition whereby one is unable to defecate in any sort of public bathroom, or in someone else's home.
After Roberta (and her bashful colon) spent a week in Cancun with her new boyfriend, upon returning to her apartment, she took the largest crap of her life.
by Surlygirl July 13, 2006
Get the bashful colon mug.When, whether due to overly-restrictive clothing, uncomfortably low temperatures, or the use of stimulants, a man's penis retreats almost entirely into his body. In extreme cases it's possible for even an uncircumcised male's member to completely disappear from view, leaving only the outer skin of his penis bunched up like the neck skin of a turtle hiding its head in its shell.
"Man, these running short are too tight. When I got to the bathroom it took me a minute to take care of the bashful turtle so I could take a leak."
"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."
"I swear I'm never hooking up on a ski trip again. When his pants came off all you could see was his bashful turtle."
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Get the bashful banana mug.A man who engages in an extremely long foreplay period with his girlfriend, but before sex he flees to the closet in which he masturbates alone.
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