barteling

The act of getting hand jobs while your roomate is "sleeping" in the same room

I think Bob and Jamie are barteling Kyle right now.

by Barteling August 6, 2014

Artesians

Little people of most any description, seen only by rednecks in old Oly commercials.

Artesians are from Artesia, and they come up through Artesian wells at night.

by Downstrike December 26, 2004

barverian death mask

to place your anus over someones nose & place ur testicals over the eyes of a passed out friend

to properly perform the Barverian death mask a firm seal is required around the nose , feel free to fart

by tha Crab July 23, 2007

Barnesing

You are hungry. Or just want to eat. You actually don't really even need to be hungry. It occurs if/when there is food, the smell of food, talking about getting food, or if you hear someone thinking about food.

I know I just ate literally all of the food at the buffet 10 minutes ago, but I'm totally barnesing for more food.

by Muhfucker August 11, 2014

Turkish Bartering

verb: to juggle a woman's breasts while gobbling like a turkey.

Chase was turkish bartering Katie ALL NIGHT LONG!

by ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLI February 5, 2009

Steamy Cartesian

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

baesian

an attractive Asian

Dude 1: Woaaaah look at that hot Asian!
Dude 2: You mean Baesian?

by Baesian April 14, 2015