Conversation with someone with a Baltimore Barber Accent
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.
kid: Dumfayce!
barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个
kid: gaaah!
barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns
kid: Get outta my face!
barber: You know you didn't.
barber: bay boy say he wanted to get his jionmion giggalasnack apaindn a futlmanutinsees, bay boy say say jittleline my jittleyou, bittleyou until a sneeblesnap apens. pongulla ooh Snack you wanna see that attleha barnes monasnacks but no cuttle a snap a snap apns? jouhnallasnsapapns. oohsnayapakayysnns.
kid: Dumfayce!
barber: 你为什么用谷歌翻译这个
kid: gaaah!
barber: asnap akayysnns HnnsnaPaPas nsnns
kid: Get outta my face!
barber: You know you didn't.
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A slap to the back of the head whenever some has gotten a haircut.
The only downside to getting a haircut.
The only downside to getting a haircut.
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Get the barber slap mug.a smart ass statement that lets the recipient know that you do not give a shit about their future. They do not have the right temperment for the trade, and you have made the decision to terminate them.
Morgan, you're out of here. What the fuck are you talkin about? You don't have the right temperment for the trade. What the fuck am I supposed to do? Theres always barber college.
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And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."
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And the jack knife barber drops her off at school."
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I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.
See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
I for one prefer erotic barbershop as opposed to thug hunters because thug hunters lacks the authenticity whereas erotic barbershop is actually a bunch of thugs just having fun - it’s like what you’d do with your homies if there was no societal boundaries that would label you as “gay”. Of course, if you did what they’re doing, yes, it would be gay, but something is off about this. Something isn’t gay about this. They’re just a bunch of dudes giving fire ass fades and sucking each other off. Sometimes a handjob after the haircut. Good lord can you imagine how nice it would be to get sucked off by your barber right after he lines you up.
See, thug hunters lacks authenticity. Yes yes, we have classics like Sean Xavier, and while epic, they’re too funny — they’re too much of an act, and quite frankly, it just lacks the genuine part that is erotic barbershop. They don’t need lines, scripts, or pretending not to like it. The fellas actually enjoy the time they spend together in the shop getting their cut
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