Barrens Chat

1) A infamously vile and crazy place within World of Warcraft, which is the eternal home of Chuck Norris jokes. Commonly caused because of the size of the zone, and the player density of the zone, and also due to the common rumor that the badass players play Horde, leading 12 year olds wanting to be badass, but instead, resulting in this hot mess of immaturity and Chuck Norris jokes.

2) Trade Chat

Leveling Player: Where's Mankrik's Wife?
Barrens Mongrel 1: my bedroom
Barrens Mongrel 2: you fag
Barrens Mongrel 3: reported
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported for reporting
Mediator: STFU GUYS YOU ARE ALL FUCKING LAME
Barrens Mongrel 2: NO U DUMBASS
Leveling Player: where's mankrik's wife plzzzz pst me
Passerby: fucking Barrens chat...
Barrens Mongrel 4: reported
Barrens Mongrel 2: reported for reporting
Barrens Mongrel 5: stfu fatasses, Chuck Norris will knock all your teeth out
Barrens Mongrel 3: stfu
Barrens Mongrel 1: no u
Guild Advertiser: <Trollkicker> is now recruiting! We have 3 bank tabs and a friendly community! pst for invite or more info!
Barrens Mongrel 7: stfu nobody cares about ur guild dumbfuck

etc. etc. etc.

by Trolldestroyer December 22, 2009

Birkenstocks

Sandals worn by liberals, women in Vermont, and for some unknown reason, evangelical youth pastors trying to appeal to young adherents of Christianity.

Pastor Mike has a goatee and wears Birkenstocks--he looks like a pothead for Jesus when in reality his only addictions are online porn and energy drinks.

by Gary Vitalis February 24, 2007

Barkinson's

Shaky dog syndrome

Dude, is your dog having a seizure?
No man, he's just got barkinson's.

by PandaKhan June 1, 2011

barrens chat

A term used to describe the colorful conversations that ensue when low - level players quest in a large, relatively boring landscape termed 'The Barrens.' Many players find these interactions quite annoying, however others see them as a way to relieve the boredom of running through and endless, creep - filled desert.

The barrens chat was rather lame last night.

by Lafinicus November 24, 2006

Birkenstud

The opposite of a fag hag, or fruit fly. A straight man who hangs out with lesbians.

We went to the lesbian bar with our birkenstud, he really enjoys the crowd.

by redfraggle4 October 30, 2009

barkesu

A unique name that usually has African heritage. Barkesu's luckiest day are Monday's & they are known to have October as they're favorite month. There lucky numbers are 4 and 18.

Hi my name is Barkesu.

by GO_DEMARCUS October 27, 2019

barrens chat

Location in World of Warcraft where 12 year olds, using their mum's credit card to play, gather and say "your mum", "fag", "zomg!!!111" over and over again.

..I hate barrens chat.

by SquallStrife December 30, 2005