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baldcore

More than music - a lifestyle. Baldcore kids dedicate their life to being bald, buff, and hateful. Defining characteristics: lack of hair, camo shorts, ill fitting black band tees with pictures of guns or baseball bats. Stand out baldcore bands are: Powakord, Crowbar, Shai Hulud, Folsom, and Hatebreed.
scene kid 1: Wow look at how tough that hardcore kid is, he is totally an oldschool hardcore ese

scene kid 2: Obviously that guy is into baldcore!

scene kid 1 How do ya know?

scene kid 2: Check that scalp! DUH!

scene kid 1: Ohh cool, I am going to shave my head and be baldcore.

scene kid 2: Ha, I was so baldcore last month. Kids drop outta baldcore faster than straightedge!
by Thick as Blood July 11, 2010
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Beardcore

Beardcore is for those who:
* have a beard
* aspire to have a beard
* like beards
* love beards
* think beards are hot
* think beards rock
* are hardcore in general
"Wow look at that beard! He's so beardcore!"
"I wish I was as hardcore as you.... BEARDCORE!"
by rhino_loupe July 10, 2007
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badcore

An adjective often heard in the gangsta' streets of High Wycombe, England. It is used when a normal positive adjective does not portray how good something is and the use of 'hardcore' does not suffice.
Colin: "Subway is badcore"
or
Jo: "You see that shot? Was badcore."
by Simjob March 30, 2005
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Beardcore

A subgenre of indie music characterized by folk or country-twinged songwriters who intertwine wistfulness and irony in such a way that each element cannot be plucked from the tune. They also wear beards. The most well known purveyors of this genre are Iron & Wine and Will Oldham.
Damn, I love that Beardcore music. Rivers Cuomo is such an enema.
by T-Dog Jenkins March 6, 2005
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Badcore

When you need to be original and phrases like hardcore and badass will not suffice to demonstrate your total coolness, use badcore.
Jamie T: I think I'm going to have another party and invite the whole of medway again. I sure do hope the police aren't called and my parents aren't angry.
Douglas E.: Jamie don't worry. Remember your motto, PARTY HARD, it'll be totally badcore.
by Crackpotbeatle January 13, 2010
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Baldcore Holly

by Anonymous May 28, 2003
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Beardcore

Beardcore is a sub-genre of metal, or hardcore rock.
The members of a beardcore band often all have beards, hence the name.
Do I listen to beardcore? Did you mean Four Year Strong?
I'm pretty sure you meant Four Year Strong.
No?
Oh...
by Handsomely Bearded December 4, 2011
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