bantzed

To pull some HR shenanigans to remove someone from their job.

Hey man are you still working at the University? Naw dog, I got bantzed.

by DrunkTankFrank May 4, 2018

Banteb

Banteb

An evolved form of banter. It is often thought to have stemmed from a single being, often referred to as 'the Banteray'.

The phrase began its life as a mistaken corruption of the word banter, thereby creating banter by merly existing, the phrase's banter level have therefore grown exponentially from it's creation.

The recursive property of the phrase means that by the year 2013, it is expected that the word itself will no longer be comprehensible by the human mind. Therefore it is paramount that this phrase is only used in situations of extreme banter.

Will: Dude i just did a dry dock in your toilet. Banteb.

You: Just because your dads a plumber. Also thats not Banteb.

by Few got U's May 19, 2010

Archbishop of Banterbury

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering

You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury

by Kieren and Grae August 26, 2008

banter club

a football club that is usually often made fun of by people on a regular basis because of how shit they are on a regular basis.

Person 1: loool Tottenham just got knocked out by Dinamo Zagreb
Person 2: how? they were 2-0 up on aggregate in the first leg?!
Person 1: they bottled it and lost 3-0 thanks to Orsic lmaoo
Person 2: lool what a banter club

by TrawlrZ April 13, 2021

Bantermix

Bantermix- a group having banter but each member of the group has diffrent banter, just like a haribo starmix bag. The group has a mix of diffrent banter- just like a haribo starmix bag which has a large variety of sweets.

"Come get your bantermix "
"Just a bit of bantermix"
"The bantermix is strong with that group"

by Sam Marshall October 6, 2018

Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.

Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.

by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023

Banter Biter

A person that gets irritated or bites really easy when banter is thrown at him.

Rupert is such a Banter Biter!, he really does not like it when you bad mouth his car!

by Lukeg83 January 27, 2009