balmed

To be drunk, pissed.

Fuck i'm balmed.
Man, he's balmed tonight.
Lets get balmed tonight cunts.

by homeless_bum____ August 18, 2009

banged me like a cheap screen door

a verbal expression. to fuck someone repeatedly and vigorously without regard to the sensibility or consciousness of the person being fucked. Usually done without protection. May be used to describe male-female or male-male action.

I can't even sit down this morning because that guy I hooked up with last night banged me like a cheap screen door. I hope our second date is just as good.

by Vanesca April 18, 2012

Banged In

A phrase, common in law enforcement circles, that means to call in sick to work.

"Hey, I thought Andrews was supposed to be here on the morning shift."
"No, he banged in. Said something about having the shits all last night."

by LEODude67 October 4, 2016

Banned Camp

Used in online forums to denote where one goes when they are banned. A pun on 'band camp'.

op: ask a guy who just got back from banned camp anything
mod who banned him: You must like it there, you have gone again! (bans him)

by j4mi3 February 2, 2012

school banned me

When you're really bored so you have a look at urban dictionary only to realise it's a banned site.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

oh sh*t! I'm bored and school banned me from urban dictionary and we're all going to dieeeeeee

by dontclickthelink! April 15, 2018

cum banned

Where one person (usually female) is not permitted to have an orgasm alone (e.g. through masturbation) unless permission given by their significant other, Master, etc. Often used in D/s relationships. Very hot!

Girl1: Why are you acting odd?
Girl2: I'm so frustrated and can't concentrate. My bf has cum banned me and I won't see him for another month

by Rudeman79 September 26, 2014

Banned

Banned, Not allowed to do something

You are banned from this site.

by LeNaSmElLs August 23, 2016