Bangoed

"Fucked"
Generally used the morning after you've drunk too much Buckfast and ASDA smart price vodka.

Origin: Belfast

"Dear lord John, i am truly bangoed this morning after last nights bouts of taking vodka shots through my eye."

by S.T.D April 1, 2009

banjord

sister fucker

rowley is a banjord

by tom and steve October 25, 2003

Banjo'ed

When your camping deep in the woods and hear banjos late at night then wake up with a sore anus.

Man I went camping last night and my buddy Jordan.mc new G woke up with a pink sock. And I was gaping.we totally got banjo'ed.Last time we camp there.

by Bro dude man guy April 18, 2020

Banjodark

A whiny gay-to-be-hip emo teenager who should realise hes going to end up alone whether he loves cock or pussy.

'Lol, hay guys, look, banjodark jsut posted another E/N thread about suicide'

by Reality July 7, 2003

Banjodark

all powerful male deity capable of destroying entire cities and polluting society with linkin-park style angst. Enjoys Alyson Hannigan and homosexual pornographic material.
Banjodark is also the keeper of wordTrashbear/word

The Banjodark crushed all with his iron fist before playing jenga with Trashbear

by :tbear: March 16, 2003

Banjodark

Lord of Emo, protector and keeper of the mighty TRASHBEAR (see Trashbear). Cultural Expert in the ways of Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel. Undeclared husband in polygmic marriage of Alysson Hannigan and Seth Green.

Banjodark played his music really loudly while contemplating his next political move.

by SL July 19, 2003

benjoed

To be ignored so much, you start doubting your own existence.

He was caught cheating so he got benjoed by his girlfriend.

by Natas Lived October 8, 2015