bames jond

a retard version of james bond.

wow, look at mike, he tried to jump from the roof and puled a total bames jond.

i hope i dont pull a bames jond when i try to jump these cars with a moped.

by bamesjond June 12, 2010

Le-baming

Doing or saying something that makes EVERYTHING awkward.

We were talking about Susan's break-up when she walked into the room - completely le-baming the situation.

by Kimorgarita April 6, 2013

Bames Johnned

Da great stand-up comedian who is so "suave 'n' skillful" dat his audiences often almost thinks he's actually a top-secret spy; they are all unaware dat a lot of da witty ideas for his clever jokes come from his faithful secretary, Miss Punnymany.

"Good evening, everyone. My name is Johnned --- Bames Johnned. A funny thing happened on my way to the show tonight..."

by QuacksO February 25, 2020

BAME

Brilliant And Melanated Excellence

Where I see BAME written I will acknowledge this as a person of Brilliant And Melanated Excellence

by TBCoU October 12, 2021

Bames Fact

A Bames fact is when someone answers a question, or makes a statement with what they assume to be correct in a factual manner, when in fact it is completely false.

A Bames fact is commonly followed up with aggressive insistence, even when shown blatant disproof of the Bames fact.
Rarely upon disproof, a Bames fact can be followed up with wild theories as to how the receiver of the Bames fact is somehow at fault.
IE: "Dude I recorded the conversation, listen to it!" - "That must have came through your speakers wrong"

"Did you know that pizza originated in Asia?"
"idk man that sounds like a Bames fact"

"I heard somewhere that ----------"
"are you sure that isn't a Bames fact?

by Un0Wh0 April 24, 2021