Ballum

A completely stark naked wank.

My mum caught me having a ballum and there was nothing I could do.

by Rich Irvine April 23, 2008

Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette

To receive a traditional, wonderfully stimulating Tossed Salad from a willing male or female partner but with the added zest, aroma and the tangy taste of one's Ballsamic Vinagrette added into the mix.

Carl's girlfriend loved to give a good Tossed Salad. She especially enjoyed last night's Toss because prior to it, she and Carl had ravenous, hot, sweaty, post-work out, sex whereby an excessive amount of sweat and sex juice had flowed from Carl's ballsack and grundle and that tangy Ballsamic Vinagrette covered his Brown Turtleneck and made his o ring exceptionally ripe and pungent allowing her to thoroughly enjoy a Tossed Salad with Ballsamic Vinagrette.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2015

Ballsmoater

Ballsmoating is the act of when someone is licking the mans testicles or taint while putting their nose in the mans butt. A ballsmoater is the person that is performing the act of ballsmoating.

a sexual act that was invented in 2010 when a man sat on a womans face placing his testicles on her mouth and anus on her nose, and the the act was given the name ballsmoating, the woman was the first person to be called a ballsmoater.

by buzzmuff July 18, 2010

Ballsmouth

1. An individual that frequently finds a male ball sack in his/her mouth.

2. Balls in the mouth.

"That Whoreen, what a ballsmouth! Nice gal though..."

"Matthew totally bunked out on the hockey game, what a BALLSMOUTH!"

by Earache Baranski November 10, 2008

Ballsamic Glaze

That ripe, pungent, vinegary glaze of sweat that accumulates on the balls and surrounding crevices after failure to bathe for days during the hot summer months.

I didn’t realize how bad of a ballsamic glaze I had going on after not showering for a week. I gave the old balls a little scratch and tug and stirred up a ripe aroma of stank that was more than overpowering.

by Dick Onchin July 7, 2020

lilo ballzums

to have lil balls that u disgrace your family.

Son, your girl told me you gots lilo ballzums. :(

by TeabagTodd September 1, 2007

ballsmudge

What is left on your boss's desk after you bang one of your coworkers on it afterhours.

Dude! I totally left a ballsmudge on Geoff's desk last night with one of the girls from down the hall!

by Wally Muffins December 14, 2016