ballstrib

an exclamation of anger or annoyance resulting from instances where time-saving technology actually complicates things.

"Ballstrib!!! My Blackberry won't allow me to write 'ballstein'!"

by Nikolasya January 2, 2009

ballscratcher

a workman who doesn't do much apart from scratch his balls

"he just stared at the job scratching his balls for an hour"

by sue October 19, 2003

ballstaff

masturbating with your left hand while giuding it with your right

" my right hand is bandeged up so i had to ballstaff it last night

by David the bravid July 6, 2005

ballstrap

A ballstrap is code for a secret computer server placed in a datacenter on the network but without management being aware of it It usually serves as an MP3/Porn/Movie/Bittorrent repository.

The term was coined by disgruntled sysadmins in 1996 when the Subaru Motor Corporation released the "Subaru Ballstrap: The worlds first Sport Utility Strapon" but it has evolved to have multiple definitions depending on context in Information Technology, especially among the Linux Administrator community in Dallas and Fort Worth, Texas.

hey dude, could you reboot my ballstrap on the downlow? I upgraded the kernel and I can't SSH in to get to my porn and music stash. Try not to let Bill Lumburg see you do it - I owe you one man.

by Shane8179 February 22, 2008

ballstacio

A common term used to describe somebody who has a mustache on their ballsack. It is a birth defect and it can not be fixed with surgery.

Person 1: "what is this mustache on my balls?"

Person 2: "certainly it is a ballstacio"

Person 1:"certainly"

by apieceofshit April 21, 2011

ballstache

When you place your ballsack across someone's upper lip. If done correctly, your cock should rest on their forehead.

While Mary was giving me a blowjob I decided to surprise her with a ballstache.

by Stiffboy May 8, 2005

ballscratcher

one who itches his little testicles in public.

David Garcia scratches his balls while talking to us.

by B-M-B April 26, 2003