Ballerness

Ballerness is the state of performing in athletics or sex at such a high level that kenyans and porn stars can't touch you're skillz. Such Ballerness is exuded by Michael Jordan, Mike McLaughlin and Devon Bennett.

Yo Ray, you can't miss a three today, you're ballerness is at a maximum.

by Midsy February 9, 2009

ballsneeze

v. An event where the male's genitalia becomes stimulated to the point that the testicles ("balls") appear to sneeze, ejaculating semen from the male's penis in the way snot would be ejaculated from his nose in an actual sneeze. Typically happens during sexual intercourse or foreplay, but may happen prematurely as well.

n. semen.

Aw fuck, man! Look at all that ballsneeze on the sheets! What are you god damn doing? Clean up that fucking mess!

by Jonathan Seal September 13, 2009

Ballsiest

A person or animal who is brave or has balls.

Person 1: Is that cat going up against an alligator?

Person 2: That is by far the ballsiest cat I've ever seen!

(credit to RayWilliamJohnson)

balls, alligator, cat, bravery, kitten, rwj, raywilliamjohnson. ballsiest

by SantaBalls November 19, 2010

balless

Similar to rollo although they have no balls. They constantly itch we're there balls should be even though they have none. All balless's have extremely high pitched voices especially when they get annoyed( they often deny this even when it's true) . They are constantly teased because of this. Most balless's have an extreme love of chickens.

"He always talking about chickens he's such a balless's

by Supreme leader May 26, 2014

baldness

Baldness is when you have no hair and your head looks very much like an egg.

David- "Hey, that's an egg!"
Ron- "No, thats a guy who suffers from baldness!"

by Ordem July 13, 2015

Balloners

Balloners is derived from two words; banter, and the all boys grammar school Dr Challoners. Joined together they make the word Balloners. Balloners describes extremely bad, posh, educational, or gay banter. Balloners is regarded as on a par with girl banter (also embarrassingly bad)

"in my maths lesson i totally answered the teacher back, i'm such a legend"
"mate thats balloners"

or

"your par game is worse than balloners

by Hazza Magazza December 10, 2010

ballsnell

a very bad case of crabs,large pubescent lice with a taste for genitals,flat worms located in the urinary tract mostly found on elephants.

"Hey Gary you have a serious case of ballsnell you should get that looked at."

by Charlie Budd October 27, 2005