Ballooning 

The act of burping into a girl's vag while proforming oral sex. Her uterous then expands to an enormous size causing her great pain. This often happens when the male has eaten KFC causing him to increase his burping frequency.

"Fuck, my boyfriend gave me a hard core ballooning and it hurt like no other."

What were you doing the other day, Curtis? "Oh I was just ballooning some whore."

Ballooning by Curtis and Matt December 12, 2010

Ballooning 

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.

What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice

Ballooning by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010

ballooning 

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)

Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."

ballooning by Dan May 23, 2005

Ballooning 

when a man places his foreskin on to his partners anus, then his partner proceeds to pass gass in to the foreskin, causing his foreskin to balloon up, hense the name "ballooning"

i wonder if she is into Ballooning

Ballooning by bansky April 15, 2008

Ballooning 

To get high, as in smoking weed, to the point where you feel like you're flying in a hot air balloon.

Man, we went ballooning last night... I couldn't even say my own name I was so far up in the clouds.

Ballooning by jimbo-jenkins May 28, 2010

ballooning 

Ballooning is when you and possibly another friend steal a huge bunch of mylar balloons from a grocery store, like a Safeway, for example, then take them to greet your friend at the airport.

Care should be taken to check the flight landing time however, so they don't come in early and you're just stuck with all those balloons.

Pike: Hey Farkus - let's go to the Backside and have a few drinks then go Ballooning when Gordon flies in tonight!

Farkus: Hell yeah!

ballooning by candyman22 September 9, 2019

ballooning 

Being high and very enjoyable to be around.

Shit, Heathers amazing. But when shes ballooning, i just want to do it with her.

ballooning by hspence February 19, 2007