Bahlmann

The best and hottest surname in the universe

I want to change my surname to Bahlmann

by fish2008 May 23, 2022

Bahlul

An incrediably good looking individual, plays the sensative guy but is sly as fuck, has a bitch called Amy.

Shit man, that guy is so Bahlul, did you see how he fooled her.

by Amysucks April 11, 2011

Bahlz

Another spelling for balls, Used when pissed, shocked, upset, confused, or happy

1.) Dan: BAHLZ
Kristen: what?
Dan: My computer keeps fucking up -_-

2.) Kristen: OH MY GOD
Dan: Bahlz?
Kristen: This is so Ghey -_-

3.) Dan: BAHLZ!!
Kristen: What?
Dan: I just got a new iPod

by RarMewRar October 16, 2008

bahlammered

being in a temporary state in which one's physical and mental faculties are impaired by an excess of alcoholic drink; intoxicated and/or inebriated

After his engineering test, Alex is going to get bahlammered.

by Alex Ekholm December 28, 2007

Bahlz

Another spelling for "Balls"
Commonly used when angry, pissed, or when there's nothing else to say

1.) *Silence*
Dan: "BAHLZ"

2.) Dan: "BAHLZ"
Kristen: "What?"
Dan: "My computer keep crashing -_-"
Kristen: "Ahh"

by MEWMEWMEW October 16, 2008

bahlusbus

More then bus, broken,
cracked.
The point of no recognition or repair.

Our relationship is bahlusbus already; we gotta break up.

by Napa de bushka October 24, 2010

Bahlickeylickey

A LLTD (Lickey lickey transmitted disease). The first case of it was in 8/6/2014 when one male reported a mosquito biting him. A man in a chat room had a nurse as a wife but did not want to wake her. So no people with official doctor title could help him. One member of the chat-room asked if it was a case of Bahlickeylickey. The victim reported that a mosquito turned the bite purple. The man that helped him said that this was a sign of Bahlickeylickey. Soon more and two more victims claimed of of having Bahlickeylickey or having it at one time in the chat-room. To transmitted it you must give someone a "lickey lickey" or get bit by a mosquito. Symptoms are joint pain and headaches. Help a love one if they have it and don't make fun of some one who has it. The only know cure is treatment with a turtle only a select few know how to use the turtle. Only the doctors know how to use a live turtle in the process. The patience are sedated so they only have the doctors word for it. Treatment can take months. Bahlickeylickey is a really problem and a real disease. If you have signs of it you must get to a hospital as fast as you can. Bahlickeylickey is a very rare disease so chances of it are low of you getting it.

Person A: "My mom just got bahlickeylickey."
Person B: "Did your dad give her a lickey lickey hahahahah"
Person A: "No a mosquito bite her. Why do you always have to be like that."

by Bahlickeylickeysurviver August 7, 2014