Baghdad

When something is horrible beyond belief, by far worse than any of its surroundings.

I ended up puking last night after dinner and leaving early. So did James and Grier. Jack in the Box was Baghdad

by leandeemz June 23, 2007

Baghdad

During the act of sex, talking about pulling out but never actually doing it.

I promise I will. Don't worry. OOPS! Baghdad.

by Prowlerr March 20, 2011

Baghdaded

Adj-To begin a group project that is supposed to be a cakewalk, then half of the group doesn't do anything useful, making the supposed cakewalk into an all out war of group project finishing with no help. In the process much time and possibly money will be wasted.

John: "this project is going to be easy as tits!"
Ramon: "I know! We have two smart girls that will do all the work"

the day before its due

John: "What the FUCK happened to this project being easy?
Those tit-chested little shits didn't do anything!"
Ramon: "yeah, we totally got fucking baghdaded"

by Ramon Totsky December 18, 2009

Baghdad

There are two stages of a Baghdad. (Sexual Fetish)
Stage 1 - Female blows fecal matter over one's face until breathing is no longer capable (For a short period of time).
Stage 2 - Vagina of said female smears facal matter off face until breathing is successful.

Baghdad's are usually unexpected and traumatic, and are seemingly very rarely preformed.

"Greg totally got a Baghdad from that Indian chick at Subway yesterday!"

by Peach Prego February 23, 2008

Baghdad

To bomb something.
Like a test, or an interview. Think of the title for the outkast song "Bombs over Baghdad".

"Dude, I just pulled a baghdad on my interview"
"I'm gonna go baghdad my final now."

by Todd B December 10, 2008

baghdaded

A verb. A sexual act that originated in the west Texas area. Most commonly performed on older and slightly overweight women, preferably milfs. The act of a man using a woman's fatty stomach ripples to achieve sexual orgasm. Similair to using a woman's breast for it.

I baghdad'd Johnny's mom.

by Danny_G March 25, 2005

Baghdad maid

A method of post coital clean up involving anything at hand. Could be the drapes, the bed sheets, some loose clothing - etc.

See also: Pan American and South American

She didn't have anything to clean up with after I came all over the place - So I pulled a Baghdad maid and used her shirt...

by Bog-man July 29, 2016