bakesfuck

The act of being baked as fuck

Doug: dude i got bakesfuck last night
Debris: that's great to know, Douglas

by Logan62098 July 23, 2016

birelfucker

A birelfucker is simply defined as somebody who partakes in sexual intercourse with one or more birel racing karts on a regular basis, usually via the furthermost rear section of the chassis with the rear bumper assembly removed to facilitate access to the inner frame rails (with sizes ranging from 28-32mm internal diameter) for the purpose of sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm. This is often done with any available lubricant on hand such as premix oil. Although the term "birelfucker" is relatively new, it is highly offensive to kart racers and non-kart racers alike.

"That guy is such a birelfucker! In fact, he in the definition of birelfucker! He practically invented birelfucking!"

by The softest of all the tacos December 15, 2008

Bagfuck

When a girl has a really good body but a horrible face so you would/put a paper bag over her face/head while having sex with her.

Boy 1: Hey dude would you fuck that girl? She is kind of a butterface. Boy 2: Yah I guess I'd bagfuck her...

by ChronoGawd June 21, 2010

Eggley Bagelface

The single most picked-on and jeered at person on the planet. Hs name is so incredibly hilarious no one can help but to bust up laughing at the sound of his name. His location is unknown except that he formerly and might currently might be residing in Chicago. If you ever are to approach this man you must punch him repeatedly and and call him Bagely Eggface. A.K.A. Breakfast sandwich man.

Dude 1: OMFG dude! It's Eggley Bagelface! Dude take a picture!

Eggley: Aw Fuck.

by *EEVAN* February 17, 2010

Bagelface

a being of supreme loss for they have a bagel for a face.

Dude did you see that bagelface at the busstop blowing his nose on that labrador. Dude need to get a life.

Joe, Just because you failed mathenomics doesn't make you a total bagel face.

by Wordmaster, Master of words September 25, 2010

bagel fuck

when the jews do intercourse after breakfast

I just ate some matzah, let’s bagel fuck!

by Brett Kosher May 24, 2019

Bagfuck

A girl that is so damn ugly you want a bag to barf in while you fuck.

Damn! Somebody give a bag to barf in! This bitch a Bagfuck!

by Fredrick Holtscock May 27, 2012