Backyard Duggin

When you go camping with a homie and wake up by yourself with a spoon in your ass.

It hurt like he'll pulling the spoon out my ass after being backyard duggins last night.

by BlondieBlueEyes February 12, 2020

Backwards Dragon

When one consumes to much spicy food that when they shit it feels like their breathing fire from there ass.

Karen: I ate to much spicy food at Chipotles... my stomach hurts.
John: Holy crap! You better hope you don't get the backwards dragon.
Karen: Ewww your disgusting!

by QQ biscuit November 11, 2009

Backyard dog

In sharp contrast to the life of an African-American’s inside dog is the dog they have chained up in the backyard. Typically a pit bull, sometimes a Rottweiler, the dog is named after a cognac (“Hennessy”), a hip-hop term (“Hyphy”), something ghetto (“Kilo”), or saccharine (“Precious”), usually spelled wrong. The dog has minimal shelter or none at all, and his living area is full of scattered, moldy feces. The dog is always left sexually intact and rarely taken off its chain for a walk. He is given no toys to play with so he plays with his food and water bowls, toppling them over and leaving them empty (which half the time they are anyway). Two of the dog’s main instincts, to be part of a pack (human or animal) and to live together in a den (the house), are denied, leaving him in a state of constant frustration. He is covered in fleas and bitten on his ears by flies, which develop into small, oozing infections. Despite this exhibition of neglect, the African-American owner professes to love the dog “like my own child.”

Animal Control Officer: You need to buy a doghouse, get some untippable food and water bowls, make sure the chain can’t get tangled, pick up the feces, buy a dog license, and your dog needs to see a vet, too.

African-American: What are you talkin’ ‘bout? It’s a dog! This is the way my daddy always raised his dogs!

Animal Control Officer: The laws have changed since then. There are minimum standards of care for backyard dogs.

African-American: But I care about my dog. I love Remy like a son.

by Wqoq April 5, 2010

Backwards Dumb Bitch

A woman that leaves a good man for a lesser boy

1. He has a lower paying job.
2. He has to move in with her to get out of his moms basement.
3. He's ugly as fuck.
4. He doesn't own a car.
5. He has a smaller dick.
6. He's he is still in love with his ex.

Any of these or all defines her as this.

You broke up with your man for this kid you are a Backwards Dumb Bitch

by Joeboo October 5, 2016

backwards double patrick

When one has diarrhea and vomits at the same time.

After he became incredibly drunk and proceeded to go to Taco Bell, Thomas pulled a Backwards Double Patrick.

by FrackCass March 24, 2016

Backwards Dolphin Dancing

When Dolphins stand on their flippers on the surface of the water and swim backwards.

That thing is backwards dolphin dancing!
Look at it go!

by DictionariesArePeopleToo May 26, 2019

Backyard Dance

The etiquette and protocol of moving through a densely crowded yard.

The Pine Brook people can do the backyard dance better than the Liberty Heights people. In Liberty Heights we were stuck in one place all night.

by silverseal September 19, 2011