bachelor's staple

Attaching pages together at the corners with semen, rather than a staple. Only used when normal staples cannot be found.

I needed to attach the pages of my final essay together before I handed it in, but I had no staples. So rubbed out a bachelor's staple onto the corners of the pages. Worked like a charm!

by DerfDerfNo1 March 30, 2020

Bachelor's Degree

Bachelor's Degree: A sheet of paper and myth to intercity kids.

A teacher, usually named Will, tries to prepare his intercity students for college and a Bachelor's Degree through rigorous PE classes and detention.

DiQuan told his class that he was going to be a Unicorn trainer at the zoo after he gotten his Bachelor's Degree. The class laughed cuz they all knew a degree was a myth.

by The Moose on fire October 10, 2018

Bachelor's Cap

Another name for a condom, used to keep a furtive air to the conversation.

Don't forget to bring your Bachelor's Cap to your date tonight.

Dude, my Bachelor's Cap kept my "graduation" under wraps, if you know what I mean.

by KHFanForAll December 7, 2009

bachelor's degree

A diploma earned by a male college student who is single at the time of graduation. In many employment-fields, this attribute may not seem very impressive//laudable/desirable on a résumé , since many employers prefer married men who have "settled down" and thus are seemingly displaying some social progress and responsibility.

Telling a prospective wife that you have a bachelor's degree may actually lower her perception of you, since she will wonder why you have not already landed a suitable spouse by this time.

by QuacksO March 20, 2019

Bachelor's Triforce

Threesome involving only men

So what did those three gay guys do in the hotel?
I heard they had a Bachelor's Triforce!

by NoHomoBro June 29, 2011

Bachelor's Latrine

Hotel room waste basket urinated or vomited in by drunken or lazy male guest.

"Dude, I was so hammered last night I could make it to the bathroom. I had to use the bachelor's latrine."

by The_S January 14, 2009

bachelor's cuppa soup

When one projectile vomits into a vagina then proceeds to eat the contents. Always resulting in the girl leaving you immediatly on your own again.

Dave- I took Janet back to mine for a bachelor's cuppa soup last night.

Pete- On yer own again now then?

Dave- Yeh, don't think I'm ever going to find someone who will let me barf in her bitch hole.

by gimpshoe May 6, 2018