The Bachelor

A Stupid Reality Show, Just Takes Female Stupidity To A Whole New Level. Bimbos, The Lot Of Them :D.

The Bachelor makes me so sick that an STD test is necessary after watching it.

by NoNameDefintion January 13, 2011

bacheloric

manifesting the characteristics of a bachelor, being single, embracing same

James is as bacheloric as ever, these days

by BvO October 19, 2003

The Bachelor

The act of holding the bottom of your shirt in your mouth while you cum on your stomach/happy trail after masturbating. The purpose is to make sure the semen does not get on your clothes.

I was wearing my favorite Houston Rockets t-shirt last night, so I performed The Bachelor while I jacked it.

by Ryan McQ April 15, 2008

The Bachelor

Romantic fantasy porn for women
Always one of the top 10 shows that boyfriends/husbands do not want to watch, talk about, hear about, or think about.
If your boyfriend watches it with you, he's actually your girlfriend

"Bae!! Are you coming over to watch The Bachelor again this week?? I have 3 bottles of wine for the two of us!!"
"Staaaaaawp, is that even a question!??!!?"

by Marg Ana July 26, 2016

The Bachelor

A show where women who hate men that date multiple women essentially participate in a show where the ultimate prize is marrying a man that dated multiple women.

Woman: I hate men that date multiple women but I love watching The Bachelor

by BadAccountant March 28, 2019

Bachelorism

The state of terminal or perpetual singleness in men.

My friend Kyle often suffers from Bachelorism from which there is no cure.

by Travis and Kyle December 17, 2006

The Bachelor

In Texas Hold'em - Having The cards J/K off suits ( NOT of the same suit). When you say it together "JacKing Off" - What a bachelor does

"The Bachelor held strong, I got lucky and flopped the broadway"

by !!Mr_Pink777 September 16, 2005