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Goo Goo Lleyton Baby 

A "Goo Goo Lleyton Baby" is someone who is such a massive tard that it is incomprehensible to the human mind. This person or persons is so unbelievably oblivious to their surroundings that they would not survive on their own. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" usually travel in packs, but they are most deadly when alone. Without the help of their fellow "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" backing them up, whatever may come out of their mouth will be the stupidest, most incomprehensible shit you will ever have the displeasure of hearing. They will refuse to do basic tasks, like Among Us, they will fail to live if they do not abuse the pity of others. They need help with everything from eating, to shitting. These poor excuses of lifeforms are so inconceivably useless that you could go your entire life without realizing that they ever did anything for you. "Goo Goo Lleyton Babies" serve no purpose to humankind and will do their best to be the worst, dumbest, smelliest, ball farter you will ever meet.
Michael : "Go clean it up"
Lleyton : "But I didn't do it"
Michael : "Uh huh yeah you did you tard"
Joe : "You're such a goo goo Lleyton baby, get off your ass."
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My Baby Goose 

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you; you're my baby goose.
My Baby Goose by Lewellen April 28, 2011

My Baby Goose 

A Beautiful woman with a loving heart. Her beauty is pure and her heart is benevolent. She doesn’t admit she is beautiful, but if someone were to stare long enough, they would indeed fall in love with her gorgeous eyes, and sexy smile. She has curves that would make a holy man want to stray from his vows. When she looks at you your heart skips a beat. When she says your name its as if angels sing. When she touches you there is this feeling of falling that over comes you. When she kisses you, your stomach has a fluttering urge to lift off. When she makes love with you, no one else in the world exists; just you and her. For a split second of extreme nirvana your souls become one. When she says, "I love you", you're over whelmed with a warm numbness that feels like the sun exploding inside of you. Her heart is filled with rays of light, that she isn't afraid to show the world. She saves the rays of light for those who really count; her loved ones. She is willing to bend over backwards, just to see you smile. She allows herself to be completely open to the one person she calls her soul mate. She loves him unconditionally and will do anything for him. She brings happiness onto him; he never thought he could be as happy as he is with her. She is my heart. She is the one I will call the mother of my children. The one who will bring down the walls that surround me. She is the one who will save me. She is my soul mate, my happiness, my love. She is Lauren M. Simons; my baby goose.
You're the love of my life; you're my soul mate; I love you with all my heart Lauren, and that will never change.
I cant wait to start my life with you, my baby goose.
My Baby Goose by Lewellen April 29, 2011

baby goose 

oh baby goose! stop being so david nassif like!
baby goose by suurah May 4, 2004

baby googler 

Someone who constantly uses google.com to find pictures of strange looking babies.
Yeah, what a baby googler. She has this one picture of a baby with protruding eyeballs jumping out of a bathtub.
baby googler by Jenn June 11, 2006

goon baby 

Cara. A goon baby is a Cara for sure. 💫
Wow, did you see that? That's Maddie's goon baby, Cara.
goon baby by EmoDrPhil February 18, 2017