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Baby Oil

Precum.

Sure, it's good for a wank, or smearing all over your girl/guy toy. Slippery and nutritious, it's usually the start of some kind of good thing. Appropriate for anal or vaginal sex, kind of a waste on oral, aural, and nasal, but it takes all kinds.

Just squeeze it out of the bottle--sometimes you have to squeeze from the bottom--a couple drops, and your good to go.
Squeeze some baby oil out, toots, and let's get down to it.
by MandarinClive March 5, 2009
mugGet the Baby Oilmug.

baby oil baptism

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.
Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.
by Emperor.T.Rump April 19, 2017
mugGet the baby oil baptismmug.

Baby oil

Something that P Diddy used for inexplicable activities. It used to be normal, but Diddy had to ruin it for basically everybody on the planet.
"I used some baby oil to make my fingers slip into the car easier."
by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025
mugGet the Baby oilmug.

1000 bottles of baby oil

Man 1: Yo did you see what Diddy had in his house
Man 2: Yeah, 1000 bottles of baby oil
by Bengali fish November 26, 2024
mugGet the 1000 bottles of baby oilmug.

1,000 bottles of baby oil ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ

what was diddy thinking?
why did diddy get 1,000 bottles of baby oil ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผ
by im gonna blow October 3, 2024
mugGet the 1,000 bottles of baby oil ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿผmug.

King of all baby oil

Thatโ€™s Motherfucking Diddy
Guy1: whoโ€™s the king of all baby oil?
Guy2: itโ€™s fucking Diddy you bitch get a home why the fuck toy asking me this
by Willm Shakspr November 16, 2024
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You better hide your baby oil

Hym "Did The Rock have a relationship with Diddy!? Remember when Tyrese had that line in fast and the furious 'You better hide your baby oil' and The Rock is like 'You better hide that big ass forehead?' What does Tyrese know? Find him! Ask him! He knows the truth!"
by Hym Iam November 30, 2024
mugGet the You better hide your baby oilmug.

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