babies

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.

I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.

by Miska May 2, 2005

babies

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

by m July 14, 2004

babies

When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.

My mommy told me how babies are made!

by Kissy FrESH bABY SMOOCH April 11, 2006

babies

Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.

Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.

by Cate September 2, 2003

babies

poop machines.

"Want a free poop machine?"
"Hell no, if you mean babies.."

by Jackthe Ripper August 20, 2008

babies

n. semen

"I used a condom so that none of my babies spill."

by Komfort May 17, 2003

babies

food belong to Cloud Strife.

Everyone...Final Fantasy VII eats babies!

by m a p l e j e t March 24, 2004