babies 

What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.

*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*

That's why she shouldn't have had babies.

babies by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

Babies 

A set of multiple vodka and soda drinks containing a mandatory 2 limes. Vodka of choice is usually Titos brand.

I drank so many babies that I fell in the street and broke my nose.

Babies by Ruffryder123 February 18, 2019

babies 

a delicious snack

hey I'm hungry lets go get some babies

babies by connorggg July 6, 2008

babies 

Evil demon spawns that some out of the crotches of women. Often after stupid unprotected sex, but thankfully sometimes after years of marriage and planning. Still, they ruin your life and take it for their own. As they grow they suck more money and energy from your body. When they are adults they will put you in a nursing home.

I never want to have sex or kids.

Crotch droppings, spawns, demons, life-suckers, sperm, etc.

babies by Miska May 2, 2005

babies 

whining, smelly, drooling little parasites.

Save the earth, abort babies now!

babies by m July 14, 2004

babies 

When a Daddy and a Mommy, get real compfortable, and cant help them selves, and start to kiss, then go under the covers and Daddy inserts his private part into Mommy's private part(coochie)and alot of Screaming and moaning has occurded, then you know a new addition has entered the family.

My mommy told me how babies are made!

babies by Kissy FrESH bABY SMOOCH April 11, 2006

babies 

Precious gifts from God that should be cherished.

Psalm 127:3 Sons are a heritage from the LORD, children a reward from him.

babies by Cate September 2, 2003