The Babcock

An absolutely overpowered individual that simply cannot be defeated. Has an undying desire to overcome everyone and everything in-front of their own eyes. An ability to ignore pain and hawk down anyone and everyone in sight. Feeds off the pain and failure of others and will fight until blood is shed. Personal objects of The Babcock are said to be sacred and indestructible; everlasting through the ages of time itself. As close to God as humanly possible, if human at all.

Hey man, did you see The Babcock at the last meet? He broke two records and came in first for all four of his events! The dude is a God!

by Mr. DeSantis April 15, 2014

Babcock

To surprise one's spouse with a divorce with no prior warning or indication of intent, typically by moving one's all personal belongings out of a shared residence while the other party is out.

He totally babcocked me. I came home from work, all his shit was gone and he handed me divorce papers.

by The_Seeer December 30, 2013

Babcock

An enormous women, Who has an obsession with Poetry and chapbooks, her butt is extremely large

Did you see that Babcock Yesterday, shes as big as a bus

by Jay U June 17, 2010

Babcock

A small dick.
Bab means Baby in different languages and cock also means penis so it should be "baby penis"

"That guy over there has such a Babcock"
"How long?"
"1.5 inches and he's 20!!!!"

by Oooooopoo January 5, 2019

Babcock

Dumbest GM in the NBA. Can't even rebuild a team properly. No trading skills. Should be fired NOW!

Man that trade was so unfair, they got babcocked!

by angry_fan May 13, 2005

Babcock

The act of taking some real dick from behind and quickly swallowing the cum on camera.

She babcocked herself into popularity on the internet!

by The Satan November 21, 2019

Babcocking

bab-koch-ing

–verb
1.
The act of having sex in a school bathroom, then getting caught by an unknowing person who wanted to correctly use the facilities.

OMG Jane and John were suspended for babcocking!

by regnal92 May 29, 2010