Bload

-verb
A massive, explosive dump.

Guy: Dude, I gotta bload so bad, I don't think I'm gonna make it to the bathroom.
Girl: That's gross.

by KLeonidas July 30, 2010

bload

Like a choad, but bigger in length instead of width. Since every normal dick IS longerer than wide, this is coined when the man has a pencil dick or the longest dick know to man.

1.That dick could fit in a pencil sharpener, what a Bload!
2. Your penis could touch the sun, christ, what a Bload!

by Gunmaster45 May 9, 2008

bload

n. A butt load; as from a chode.

Bam goes the bload from a fat chode on your bode.

by Setnakt June 4, 2005

Bload

A friggin' lot. Short for butt load.

I just ate bloody bload of chinese food.

by dudemar007 March 15, 2010

Bloading

Putting a stopper of some kind into the urethra to maximize edging capabilities; ideal edging method for novice gooners

“Dude, how do you edge for so long? I can only last twenty minutes.”

“Have you tried bloading? I put a little cork into my tip and it stops anything from coming out. I can last a whole day this way!”

by Mog Queen May 31, 2024