“Squirrel it away”

To “squirrel it away” is the act of tucking your testicles into your Butthole before a fight begins to protect them.

“Squirrel it away”. The guy tried to kick me in the nuts but luckily I “squirrelled them away” before the fight began.

by Tswizzles February 24, 2023

prometheus school of running away from things

A saying that is applied when somethimg is falling on or chasing someone, and instead of turning and running to get out of the path of the object, this person runs straight instead.

The man ran was about to be crushed by the falling building because he obviously went to the prometheus school of running away from things.

by JokinWaffle March 27, 2016

The one that got away

A person who you we're originally supposed to end up with, but due to a cause of fate or by consequences cause by you the relationship failed and as time goes by you wonder what you and that person could have been, making them the one that got away.

Friend 1: isn't that the girl you dated for like a year?
Friend 2: oh yeah, she's the one that got away..

by Josie_182 August 6, 2016

scaring the hoes away

striking fear into the hoes hearts with the abnormal actions

elias, you can’t play MF DOOM on the aux you’re scaring the hoes away

by japanesewombat December 28, 2020

away gamer

Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob

Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer

by jedkoc January 14, 2014

mining away

The first sentence in Minecraft Awesome Parodys's music video Mine Diamonds

ok. i'm doing take on me now.
it sounds really good.
MINING AWAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

by Dropped My Idiot November 10, 2019

The one that got away

A person you had a lot of feelings for and still do. The person you wanted to be worth it and you wonder why it never worked out and if you should have done more, tried harder . In the end you think your over them but no one compares really.

“Shit I looked back at the pictures of us from the party the other day and our conversations about that wanderlust song and realised that I fucked up. I wish I had tried more with him. He’s definatly the one that got away

by Bella my cat is cute May 3, 2018