attending-level car

an automobile (Mercedes SLR, Ferrari Enzo, Lamborghini Gallardo, etc) costing as much as a house, purchased when the debt-ladden physician-in-training finally obtained his/her license as an attending physician, hence just enough cash to burn for a show car.

This phrase is usually used by a young single male medical student to remind himself of the bright but distant future, when his present involves no presitge, no girlfriends, and no cash-money

med student cire: man, i looked like an idiot when my attending pimped me about 2 biochemical pathyways, 3 rare hereditary diseases, and the brachial plexus, also, i couldnt answer 1/3 of final exam questions today, and 14 skinny blonde chicks rejected my sexual advances.

medical student gnohz: don't worry, when you finally get your attending-level car, the universe will correct itself.

by MinDsnatch June 3, 2009

Glory hole attendant

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015

Attending a Nuisance Party

A bullshit law/ticket made up for police to hand out to anybody that is at a party considered to be a "nuisance", primarily in college towns. It takes money from college students, who don't have money anyways, so that the police can meet their quota.

In Big Rapids, MI, over 75 people recieved an "attending a nuisance party" ticket at 409 Michigan. It cost $115!

by NuisancePartier April 24, 2006

attendance whore

any truant officer who works for a school district

the attendance whore called my house because i missed school this week

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

Skin Attendant

A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.

"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"

by Danimal aka darnell jenkins May 1, 2012

attendance nazi

Person who see's if you are on time, and if you are absent or tardy reports it to the boss immediately. Note it may not be there job to report it, just a brown nose..

Get back to work, the attendance nazi is making its rounds.

by Ray_man May 17, 2007

maybe attending

Facebookeese for "there is no chance in hell that I would ever even consider coming to your event, but I do not wish to appear to be a douchebag by outright rejecting your invitation, so I will instead pretend that I might be there."

Notification: You've been invited to a gay orgy!
You: Wow. I'm not gay and I would never go to an orgy. *clicks maybe attending*

by LRay is King April 17, 2011