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Astronomical 

Something that is too big, extremely large, too much or that has been taken to a certain extent of point of view or perhaps no return.
“...Ladies and Gentlemen, the volume inside of this bus is ASTRONOMICAL. It is way too loud...” — @SnarkyMarky

“The disrespect is astronomical.”

“How much was that Paulina Rubio ticket?”

“Dude! That ticket price was astronomical.”

“Aren’t you going to buy the new game console at Best Buy?”

“No, the line last year was astronomical. Never again!”
Astronomical by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Astronomical 

To be amazed

To be dfined as a wonderful spirit
You are an astronomical figure
Astronomical by Astronimical February 2, 2023

astronomical unit 

roughly the distance between the Earth and the Sun
The distance between the ISS and the Sun is 1 astronomical unit.

Astronomical Rap Facts 

"Did you see the new Astronomical Rap Facts tweet?"
"Yeah it was an absolute banger!"

astronomical value 

The value of someone or something on an astronomical level. It measures how much value one holds in the universe. The secret behind finding your astronomical value cannot be shared with nerds like you.
Lily: "Hey what's my astronomical value?"
Paula: -4
Graham: NERD!!!

astronomical odds 

Odds predicting extremely unlikely results or events, like rainfall in deserts, or odds predicting one particular result among countless (an astronomical amount of) other possibilities, e.g., a lottery.
The astronomical odds predicting the remote chance of a meteorite crashing into your home are no cause for concern.
astronomical odds by Kurapika June 12, 2014

Astronomical Epic Win

When even saying "epic win" is an understatement.
*After seeing a friend do 7 backflips off a jump, jumping off his bike, swinging on a vine, kicking off a tree, getting back on his bike in midair, and pulling a wheelie on the side of the cliff to the bottom while a rock slide chases him.

And he lands it.*

Person: *speechless*... ASTRONOMICAL EPIC WIN!!!