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A very fun and simple game.

What you do is you think of a stupid dare for your friend (or your "friend") and try to get them to do it. You do this by making them lose odds.

For example, if I said to my "friend", "Hey, odds you go up to that cute girl and lick her face like a dog?" He would then give a number, let's just say "1 in 20." On a count of 3, we would both say a number between 1 and 20 at the same time, and if it's the same number he has to go do it. It is incredibly fun if you have fun people to play it with.

Couple of side rules:
-You can't "odds" yourself (e.g. "Hey odds I go hump the teacher's desk", no, if you wanna do it yourself just go off and do it)
-The person receiving the odds is the one who decides what the odds are, not the odd-giver
-If you lose odds and decide not to do it, you shall receive one full-out slap to da face
Kid - "Hey mike, odds you ask the waiter if she's pregnant."

Mike - "Dude, our waiter's a dude."

Kid - "Don't care."

Mike - "1 in 50."

Kid - "1, 2, 3, 47!"
Mike - ".........47!"

Whole table - "Ohhhhhhhhhh!"

*Waiter comes over*

Mike - "Excuse me, I apologize for asking, but are you pregnant?"

Waiter - "Dude, I'm a dude."

Mike - "That didn't answer my question. Are you?

Waiter - "Yes."

Whole table - "OHHHHHH!!!!"

Jim - "I love odds!"

Mike - "Fuck me, right?"

Jim - "Odds you fuck me?"

Mike - "Fuck off, Jim."

Jim - "K."
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
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OD'd is taking too much of a certain drug or medicine. It's short for overdosed: something that can lead to either extreme happiness, or long periods of misery. Often times the latter.
Samuel: Yeah, Michael OD'd on his meds last night.
Jonathan: Haha, he's probably trippin' balls right now, huh?
Samuel: Sorta. He's crawling around in a fetal position.
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a number that is not divisable by two is said to be an odd number; whereas numbers divisable by two are said to be even numbers
1,3,5,7,9 are odd numbers - 2,4,6,8,10 are even numbers
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Things that are random or haphazard. No determinable plan or reason. Generally a kiwi coloquialism (but mayhap other places use it too)
There is the odd flower here and there.
We can go to the odd movie while you stay.
by AhkNemet January 12, 2006
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Oppositional Defiant Disorder: Surprisingly, it's real. A fake ass 'disorder' pulled out of the asses of a small collective of psychiatrists working for pharma companies in order to maximize revenue. Of course, there is no 'authoritarian disorder', because the parents are the ones paying. Despite the seemingly 'funny' aspect of it, this is actually considered a real disorder by many psychiatrists, a scary happening and a looming indicator of what may come.
OMG, he has ODD, force drug him, it can't have anything to do with our ridiculously excessive punishments and restrictions!
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Norwegian word for sharp .. like the edge of a blade is "odd".
Old viking name also.
i cut my self on the "odd"
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