sad astronaut 

When youre on a misson to drive somewhere and cant stop for a toilet break, so wear a nappy/ diaper and just keep on truckin

I wasnt going to miss nickelbacks last tour across the country so i pulled the old sad astronaut and watched the miles slip away

sad astronaut by GoGoGadgetArms November 23, 2017

astronauticos 

Astronauts in Spanish language. It just sounds cool and has some zing in it. In Latin countries, they are now as "astronauticos"

Vamos al juego de Los Astronuticos de Houston. ( Houston Astros)Let's go see the Houston Astronauticos.

astronauticos by Flashshot29boxer October 22, 2018

Black Astronaut 

An individual who find themselves is an extraordinary and/or highly unlikely circumstance.

1) I was so out of place at that party, people looked at me like a black astronaut.
2) I won the lottery and feel like a black astronaut.

Black Astronaut by Forjanelle November 30, 2018

Chinese Astronaut 

Sexual position in which two hands are entered into the vagina, moved apart to widen said vagina, and then face inserted between the hands. Derives its name from the eyes being pinned between hands and stretched backward.

"Dude, I totally just gave my girlfriend a Chinese Astronaut. I must have looked like a chink in there!"

Chinese Astronaut by NigNogger November 6, 2009

God Is An Astronaut 

An irish post-rock band known for their instrumental music and kick-ass live light effects. They never sing, but occasionally moan.

They are also known as "the band whose shit got stolen in the U.S."

LPs

The End of the Beginning (2002)
All Is Violent, All Is Bright (2005)
Far from Refuge (2007)
God Is an Astronaut (2008)
Age of the Fifth Sun (2010)

God Is An Astronaut by havet1337 June 15, 2010

Down Astronomical 

When you are so unbelievably down so bad that even the paint on the walls makes you horny.

I am Down Astronomical so much so that I fucked a hole in the wall. :(

Down Astronomical by Tucker the park dencher April 28, 2021

[your mothers an astronaut] 

'astronaut' = his mom was a spaced-out junkie/druggie so the guy or girl was born of a polluted womb, therefore being all f***ed/messed up.

Made famous, however not originated by, the movie "White Men Can't Jump."

~"If you could count you'd be an astronaut"
-"Hey Gary "your mothers an astronaut"
~"Leave my momma outta this"
-"Me sayin your mothers an astronaut is just another way of sayin' your all f***ed up"

[your mothers an astronaut] by pablo mastroeni December 20, 2008