astrodome

n. an amazing blow job received in the state of Texas or from a girl who hails from the state of Texas.

All I want is some astrodome! Is that too much to ask?!

by Paul Bryant December 9, 2008

astrohump

The action of someone or something humping astronomically

I’ve seen the dog astrohump a few pillows.

by crackbishead September 17, 2023

Astroderping

When a company uses fake accounts to make it seem like regular people support their corporate political positions but the people posting are too stupid not to get caught.

Did you see all the fools astroderping for Amazon recently? Similar to astroturfing except the people posting are too dumb to get away with it.

by luminol1 March 30, 2021

Astronomp

The word that come out when you fail to spell astrology

. *yo lets play hang man
*the last guy writes P instead of a Y*
*writes Astronomp*
*same guy gets hanged*

by anonymous September 6, 2023

Astrojumbotron

When your secret corporate affair gets accidentally exposed on a stadium jumbotron, typically during a Coldplay concert, turning your private mess into public entertainment.

Examples:

• bro pulled a full astrojumbotron last night at Coldplay

• HR sent out a memo after the CEO’s astrojumbotron moment

• never underestimate the power of an astrojumbotron to ruin your Friday

by Tima Rocks! July 17, 2025