Mark: "I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger... then it hit me."
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!
Susan: "Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor."
Mark: "To write with a broken pencil is pointless.."
Susan: "Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink."
Mark: "uhh-"
Susan: "A hungry traveller comes upon a monastery and is taken into the kitchens. Upon entering he sees a monk frying chips. 'Are you the friar?' he asks. 'No, I'm the chip monk"
Mark: gasp... You are Atilla the Pun!
by Drewbie91 June 13, 2009
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by pablo January 25, 2004
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daredevil. professional skydiver and best friend to an unmamed person. warrior against four wheeled rhino's, which stole 2 1/2 of his fingers. have you got a high 7 1/2 lately? A swimmer, a fighter, a dominator!
person 1: Pshh, you bet we're gonna dominate that team tonight!
Person 2: we're gonna take them from behind like nelson asbill!
Person 2: we're gonna take them from behind like nelson asbill!
by Virganna Herpes Warts December 21, 2008
Get the nelson asbill mug.A gentle sweet girl with a kinky side. She may never smile, but her smirk sinisterly glows. NEVER overlook an Ashilla, she may seem sweet and nice, but once you get to know her... Run.
Guy1: Dude you look like a wreck. What happened?
Guy2: Ashilla is on the run.
Guy1: OH NO ALREADY, GET THE BIBLE NOW!!! QUICKLY!!!!!
Guy2: Ashilla is on the run.
Guy1: OH NO ALREADY, GET THE BIBLE NOW!!! QUICKLY!!!!!
by R3NDIPITY March 9, 2018
Get the ashilla mug.When a person or persons throw their empty alcoholic beverage (usually a can or bottle) off of a roof. Usually happens at roof parties and is one of the major contributor to them being shut down.
stupid person: lets do an artillery strike!!!
logical person: no dumbass, do you really want this party to get shut down?
logical person: no dumbass, do you really want this party to get shut down?
by trevvvvvv October 8, 2013
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Get the Hillside Artillery Blast mug.This expression is commonly used in Colombia to say that a son/daughter behaves/does something similar to his/her father and therefore it's easy to tell they are relatives.
Él hizo lo mismo que su padre hizo cuando era joven. "De tal palo tal astilla"
He did exactly the same thing his father did when he was young. He takes after his father/Like father like son/The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree
He did exactly the same thing his father did when he was young. He takes after his father/Like father like son/The acorn doesn't fall far from the tree
by Fallo August 1, 2007
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