Kid: My dog ate my homework!
Teacher: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes!?
Teacher: I know it was torn asunder!
Kid: Crap!
Teacher: Are you sure?
Kid: Yes!?
Teacher: I know it was torn asunder!
Kid: Crap!
by Ashley Scott Gwinnell September 29, 2005
Get the torn asunder mug.An adulterer who 'wins' the spouse of another. From 'What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.'
by jennkissin'frogs December 16, 2017
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Obsessive sexual desire to break apart established couples relationships for their own sexual gratification
by Nav bor August 29, 2021
Get the Asunderphilia mug.dumb ass under water means you're a person who is drowning because you don't know how to swim. However, dumb ass under water can be use in a funny or an expression.
by Clay Jenson April 20, 2017
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<<Gang Member>> "I'll blow ya head asunder wi'd ma shotgun"
<<Gang Member 2>> "Fat chance, you lanky shite."
<<Gang Member 2>> "Fat chance, you lanky shite."
by Kelly Osbourne's Gimp May 25, 2004
Get the Asunder mug.1. v. Completely and utterly dominated or defeated. Sometimes used by people trying to sound smarter than they really are. See also pwned
Jeff: "Hey man, did you see that awesome kill in Counterstrike last night?
Bob: "Yeah, that guy was totally ripped asunder"
Bob: "Yeah, that guy was totally ripped asunder"
by Godofgamers August 1, 2008
Get the Ripped asunder mug.normally used by the streamer YourRage. Torn To Asunder means to get mixed, or juked out in tight situations
yrg grunt: "We gotta do something about this enemy in our way"
YourRage: *Jukes enemy out*
Yrg fans: "OHHHHH TORN TO ASUNDERRRR"
YourRage: *Jukes enemy out*
Yrg fans: "OHHHHH TORN TO ASUNDERRRR"
by SantannaGang January 22, 2022
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