assume

verb. To believe something is true based upon general unproven observations and reports.

Ted assumed blondes are more fun than brunettes.

Bill: "Ted, so how did your date go with that hot blonde?"
Ted: "Dude, she was such a dud and boring as hell. I think I will go back to my brunette girl who's way more exciting."

by Mak&T September 5, 2008

Assume

to make a complete idiot out of yourself or another person by saying that something happened that didn't

When you assume, you are making an ASS out of U or ME!

by Alice Green March 21, 2010

ASSUME

When you ASSUME means that you make an ass out of you and me.

If you see an over weight woman, the last thing you should do is ASSUME that she is pregnant.

by One who ASSUMEs to much November 19, 2013

assumer

a person with a tendency to jump to conclusions without proof or evidence.

Ryan is such an assumer. You can't tell him anything without him jumping the gun.

by kevin benham July 13, 2006

assumation

to assume

I made the assumation that brown cows make chocolate milk

by mcdj1234 May 27, 2012

assum

1. Awesome in a Maine accent.

1. "That's wicked assum!"

by the guhllies. October 23, 2005

Assume

Assume? Isn’t not an assumption.

Hym “Assume? It’s not an assumption. It’s an inference. I’m seeing action and inferring meaning. Which is what I should be doing. Should I, instead, ignore incongruence between action and speech? I think not. I don’t think I will. I’m not going to let you do this. I don’t have to so I’m not going to. There’s nothing more to negotiate.”

by Hym Iam October 19, 2022