asscockery

Engaging in stupid activities or stupid behavior. Generally applied to an individual in a light-hearted manner. When a person is being annoying, or making an ass out of himself.

Getting drunk and playing mail-box-baseball is widely considered asscockery.

by Rice-Man September 6, 2008

asscricket

A person who unrightfully TRIES to take the place of another, but is much too quiet and ridiculous , and thus cannot do it. This person is very annoying because they always seem to be around, but no one ever knows anything about them, because they are too quiet.

see supplanter

Here comes Ashley, she's such an asscricket.

by Jamie M (Scarf Tato) March 8, 2007

assjockey

a gay person who rides asses, or someone who is being a deutchse bag

jon u fucking assjockey u cunt ass anal loving whore

by greg cale August 7, 2006

Ashpocket

Ashpocket (noun) To ash a cigarette in your pocket due to lack of ashtray or other form of disposal. Generally done when you smoke indoors and you misplaced your ashtray, or it was out of reach and you didn't want to ash on the carpet. Similar to ashhand

"Hey Greg, where's the ashtray?" - "I thought you had it." - "No, I guess I'll have to use an ashpocket"

by I2ustySpork February 4, 2010

assbucket

What happens when you have to much anal. Similar to the popular word bucket for a women.

Seriously you don't want to get inside his assbucket!

by kittykats18 August 25, 2010

asscricket

When someone doesn't have to say a thing but they are immediately an ass

" See that new girl over there?" " What about her?" " She's a fucking asscricket dude."

by ewmikayla May 9, 2018

asslicketry

1)A relatively new term, originating in St. Andrews, referring to the process by which a man wraps his tongue around another man's ring piece.......sick, i know.
2) A sickening degree of 'sucking up'

James thought he might get into honours with a bit of strategic asslicketry.

by rampagus_maximus October 27, 2003