Asspope

noun: a person who is considered to be the king of assholes

Jimmy maybe an asshole, but Tom is an asspope

by Mattricio January 1, 2003

assport

The act of transporting an object by the means of your rectum.

The Mexican on my flight tried to assport coke on to the flight, of course he got caught.

by VTPinky December 2, 2010

assodium

A combination of the words ass and podium referring to a podium in a public place that's appearance is less than desirable.

"Dude, I won't be speaking here tomorrow unless someone does something about the assodium."

by Scott Meinzer February 20, 2009

asspounding beat

Used to describe any form of music that is being played so obnoxiously loud that one feels as though their ass is being pounded by every note.

"The asspounding beat coming from the car down street was loud enough to violate every orifice of my body in the most inappropriate ways."

"I could hear the faint asspounding beat coming from the teens headphones on the subway as I sat silently across from them wondering why anyone would listen to Justin Timberlake in the first place."

by Byron Cunningham February 7, 2008

asspoodle

When someone takes the hair on their ass and perm it out like a poodle.

Dude, you can see that guy's asspoodle through his pants.

by Justin Mann November 9, 2006

asspoj

your own personal whore who does anal sex only

charlie sheen forget what you know asspojs are the way to go

by gurfij November 17, 2011

assport

A promiscuous gay man.

That dude is an assport. A lot of guys go in and out.

by k.is.behind.you. August 29, 2010