The act of being suffocated to death by the booty. The preferred means of execution for a refined gentleman of taste.
Bro 1: bro, would you rather die by heat or cold?
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!
Bro 2: Nods at the thicc girl over there. Nah man, death by assphyxiation is the only way to go!
by bored_hero September 11, 2020
Get the Assphyxiation mug.Is an illness within the structure of the brain. In areas such as the hypothalamus and frontal lobe regions have sustained damage. People who suffer from Browne Aphasia will struggle in remembering important dates and the misplacement of personal belongings.
FRIEND: Hey when's our biology test?
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.
YOU: Today, did you study?
FRIEND: No :| *spends rest of day studying*
~Upon entering biology you find out the test is three days later~
YOU: Have you ever heard of Browne Aphasia?
FRIEND: No?
YOU: Its when you constantly forget important dates, this is the third time this semester. Get yourself checked.
by garljack April 18, 2011
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by barbara January 21, 2003
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1. The victim in Saturday night's assault was anally raped by at least three separate males while being choked to death with a vacuum cord. The county coroner declared that assphuxiation was the cause of death.
2. "Damnit woman, I said to make me a milk shake!" "No!" "That's it, prepare to be assphuxiated!"
2. "Damnit woman, I said to make me a milk shake!" "No!" "That's it, prepare to be assphuxiated!"
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by Mike November 17, 2004
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